Dead Air Dreams

DEAD AIR DREAMS

Cindy Kern On Air Personality Producer & Writer Voice Talent

~ BACKGROUND CHECK My Dark Past ~ KLPX FM Tucson, Arizona Currently Morning Show Fill-In, on demand ! ~ WOFX FM Cincinnati, Ohio 11/94-10/95 Air Talent, Software Audio Workshop, Digital, 8 & 4 Track Production, Copy Writing, Public Affairs ~ WWST FM Knoxville, Tennessee 5/94-11/94 Air Talent, 8 Track Production, Copy Writing ~ GULF SOUTH ENTERTAINER MAGAZINE New Orleans, Louisiana 3/93-5/94 Penned a monthly CD reviews column for a regional music magazine. ~ WRNO FM New Orleans, Louisiana 1/93-5/94 Air Talent, 4 Track Production, Copy Writing ~ KSON FM & AM San Diego, California 8/89-2/90 Air Talent, Assistant Morning Show Producer, 4 Track Production ~ KOW FM & AM Escondido, California 7/87-7/88 Air Talent, 4 Track Production, Copy Writing ~ KBER FM Salt Lake City, Utah 2/86-7/89 Production Director, Air Talent, Specialty Programming ~ ATN Satellite Network Osmond Studios/Orem Utah 6/85-2/86 Producer, On Camera Host, Technical Director, Makeup Artist ~ KKAT FM Salt Lake City, Utah 3/83-2/86 News & Morning Show Producer, Music Director, Air Talent, 4 Track Production, Copy Writing ~

~ RECENT PROJECTS ~

~ SAN DIEGO WILD ANIMAL PARK North San Diego, California

I've been on a partial hiatus from broadcasting after being offered the chance to work with endangered animals. I jumped at the opportunity! I represented The Zoological Society of San Diego from 1996 through 1998, spending many of my afternoons as a Photo Caravan Guide, escorting groups of guests into large enclosures for encounters with exotic animals. Uniforms don't suit me (mine is more of a costume), but theirs wass one I have worn (albeit temporarily) with sincere pride and passion. The animals themselves (Bless Them) have been a source of incomparable joy. LONG MAY THEY LIVE. ~

~ EXXEL STUDIOS Oceanside, California

I'm a Voice-Over Talent for commercials, network marketing and instructional tapes and other business and advertising audio. ~ Production of an original song called "The Rain" is on the back burner. ~

"Man On The Moon" I did some "extra" work in the upcoming Universal picture about ANDY KAUFMAN. I was this guy's biggest fan when he first manifested himself upon an unsuspecting and somewhat confused public. Remember? "HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAY!" Then he seemed to have gone over the edge. Do yodeling congas come to mind? Record breaking bleeps on Letterman? The film stars Jim Carrey, Danny DeVito (the producer), Courtney Love and Jerry Lawler, reprising his real life role as the guy who inflicted a staged (or was it?) pile driver on Andy during a Memphis wrestling match! Directed by Milos Foreman (One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Amadeus, Hair), "MAN ON THE MOON" is slated for a November 5th release. We filmed the finale on October 29th; the setting: Andy's swan song concert at Carnegie Hall. (Carrey's going to blow you away.) Look for me in various crowd scenes throughout the film! ~

~ MY QUEST FOR THE PERFECT RADIO STATION

I KNOW it exists and my search is on! I want to invest my attention and efforts into a clever and compelling radio program. The right team of professional radio maniacs could propel this underrated and poorly represented medium back into the realm of respect and exaltation in which it belongs. All air shifts and positions will be considered! Size of market is not necessarily as important as its character, livability and opportunities. Writing, production, computer and programming skills are included in the deal. Tell me what you need! I have the ability to attract listeners and keep them. All this natural energy can be working to YOUR advantage! I have a plethora of rousing ideas ready to tailor to your image. Promos should be intriguing, unforgettable, stage worthy productions showcasing both station and air talent alike. Team me with your PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT for distinct, effective and unique visibility!

Are you up for it? TRY ME. ~

Cindy

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Graciously awaiting your message... (TO HELL WITH GRACIOUS; GET TO THE KEYBOARD!) ~ You HAVE had Dead Air Dreams, right? ~ (Members of the Hillbilly Mafia [the entity formerly known as Jacor] need not inquire...) ~

~"A frog with a glass ass only jumps once." ~